The plan for today was for me to get into the kitchen ahead of Hua-yu, hide in the closet and then somehow come out and scare her. The details were as always a little fuzzy. This would work great as I had a doctor's appointment earlier in the day and so she thought I was out of the office.
It almost failed. When I got there the guy from the company who stocks the closet arrived at the same time. Obviously I couldn't hide in the closet while he was stocking it, so I assumed the gig was up. However, Hua-yu was running late and wasn't there when the guy finished. I decided that I would go in and give her up to ten minutes to get there. Thus I entered the closet.
This closet is not particularly large. Here's the view of the space between the shelves and door:
I fit in with the door closed, but it was tight. And I also discovered that a place with no moving air gets hot. I took my phone with me and was reading on it when I heard Hua-yu come in within a minute or two of my going in. Then I realized I didn't have a real plan and I had no way to know what was going on outside. Helper Elf One was out. Helper Elf Two had left her phone in her office.
My fears included that I would come out while someone was in the kitchen who might not appreciate our jocularity and that I had no way to know if Hua-yu went to get a drink. I was worried that I might just be stuck there. And it was tight. Like I couldn't really move my arms
The view with my hand all the way back at my ear (with flash) |
Luckily, I heard Helper Elf Four come in and my text to her was successful (I had tried texting Hua-yu as well to throw her off the track, but she didn't get her text either). She advised me that Hua-yu was in the kitchen with her back to the closet I was in. I slid out of the closet, sneaked over behind her and grabbed her on both sides of her back.
She screamed. She jumped. She spit out food. It was beautiful!
Hua-yu was unexpectedly out of her office for a few minutes later in the day, so Helper Elf Number Two did this bonus as well:
It's a toe ring put around the neck of a bulldog that Hua-yu has on her monitor.
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